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Pathfinder Dungeon Crawl Session 1: Being Better Is Not Worth It

Norm — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 12:30:00 +0000

A new group of adventurers have entered the world and this time they aren’t messing around. Tasked with clearing out a haunted building, the team finds that maybe all is not as it seems.

Wanderer’s Guide: https://wanderersguide.app/
Norm (Abed Klatch): https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/303945
Genius (Crew): https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/370156
Kooch (Lady Syl):
Rick (Kain):
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Pathfinder One Shot: Session 11: If You Shake Off Death 3 Times, You’re Playing With Him

Norm — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 12:30:00 +0000

The dragon is a mighty foe, but is he strong enough to best the team of inept cavern dwellers? While they are powerful, they are also not great at playing as a team.

Success versus the kobold boss
With minimal casualty or loss
But the dragon, be ware-ful
‘Cuz if we’re not careful
We may end up as a hero-paste sauce.

Wanderer’s Guide: https://wanderersguide.app/
Norm (B.O.B.): https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/303946
Genius (Munch): https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/298891
Kooch: https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/298729
Rick (Chuck): https://wanderersguide.app/profile/characters/295954
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Pathfinder 1 Shot: Session 4: Pulling It Out Was His Third Action

Norm — Wed, 03 May 2023 12:30:00 +0000

Bob, Munch, Chuck and the Lady Frost work their way through the tunnel and are worse for the wear. Now, at the brink of a staircase, they have a decision to make.

Up a ledge and thru a door they stroll
To find some crisp clean water in a bowl
Bob drank a bunch
And so did Munch
Now their bowels they must keep in control.

JC’s Related Music Guide:
One More Minute – Weird Al
TheJames Bond Theme
You Give Love A Bad Name
Divine Lance

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Pathfinder 1 Shot: Session 3: Squatting Behind The Altar

Norm — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:30:00 +0000

Unfortunately there were a few audio glitches halfway through the show, if the show jumps a bit, that’s the glitch. Otherwise the entire session is here.

The team cruises through the cavern halls on the hunt, but are they actually the hunted?

Making sure the spider was no more,
We busted through a barricade door.
When Chuck burned some undead,
The smell got to Bob’s head,
And he puked on the smooth polished floor.

JC’s Related Music Guide:
Champagne Supernova
Hooch
Whip It Good
Tommy Can You Hear Me
Spin Right Round
Hold On Loosely

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Pathfinder 1 Shot: Session 2: Puke On A Polished Floor Is Difficult Terrain

Norm — Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:30:00 +0000

The group wards off the spider, but that appears to be the least of their worries. What else will this basement dungeon throw at them?

While Bob leads the way with his shield,
Lady Syl looks for magic concealed,
Chuck finds targets for bombs
Munch is content with nom noms,
Soon the fish culprit will be revealed.

JC’s Session Related Music Guide:
Phil Collins “Easy Lover”
Warrant “Hole in the Wall”
Transformers Soundtrack
Cake “He’s Going The Distance”
Rush “Tom Sawyer”

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Pathfinder 1 Shot – Session 1: Traveling “Gourmet” Chefs

Norm — Wed, 05 Apr 2023 12:30:00 +0000

Bilbub, Munch, Chuck and the fair Lady are tasked with solving an issue in the fish cellars. Upon entering the group quickly discovers more than fish guts.

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The Investigators: Session 12: When You Pull It Out It Starts To Sizzle.

Norm — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 13:30:00 +0000

With the darkness closing in, Axe, Rand and Bree make their way into the crater tunnels in search of the source and, hopefully, Iskavol. Can they find all of the answers before the secrets of the crater take control?

Axe has an odd way of makin’
His famous torch-seared boar bacon.
From the rear of a horse
Which gets grease burns of course
And sets Bree’s whole body a-quakin’.

The team has located their goal
A giant crater shaped like a bowl
Axe and Bree hop on down
Rand slides on the ground
To probe a dark, hazy, musty hole.

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The Investigators Session 6: Ghastlighting

Norm — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 13:30:00 +0000

Axe, Rand and Vok gain entrance to the church. Can they find the missing priest and bring him back alive WITHOUT bringing down the entire building?

The Investigators fulfilled the request
At the tower the way they do best
While it wasn’t quite new
After this wrecking crew
Only rubble remained when they rest.

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The Investigators Session 3: Proficient in Cantankerous

Norm — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 13:30:00 +0000

Axe and Rand are at it again, this time with a new companion in tow. Whether he is friend or foe is yet to be determined, but they’ll need to rely on him to make it through this predicament.

When it comes to Randolf and Axe
They’re serious about how to relax
When situations get risky,
They pull out the whiskey.
Cuz there’s nothing like bourbon and snacks.

It’s D&D on Sunday mornin’
With the blatant adult content warnin’
So enjoy this sweet rhyme
While you have a great time
With Kooch, JC, Genius and Norman

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Session 104: Lost His Faith With A Guiding Bolt

Norm — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:30:00 +0000

This is the epic finale of a two year plus campaign. Find out what happens in this moving conclusion.

JC Kooch and I weren’t thinking
When we spent Saturday night a’drinking
So it’s good to know
Out here running the show
Is Norm and his brand new inking

Everyone raise up your mug,
For Ellie, Krixis, Jakob and Doug.
And Doc at the Bar,
Aronan from afar.
To TBD we cheer and we chug!

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Myron “Doug” Bloodbeak: https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/61987353
Krixis Rubicon: https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/32635458
Jakob “The Kid” d’Orien: https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/62848067
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